Time to revisit the coonhound codebook  – always good for a laugh !!

Borrowed from a post on the awesome facebook page”#lifewithmyrescued coonhound”.   (Riley B NEVER misses it)  Brent Taggart graciously allowed me to borrow his coonhound code idea and I am revisiting his post here — stay tuned for more HILARIOUS updates from the “coonhound codebook”.

NEVER pass up an opportunity for a good howling.

Coonhound Revised Codebook  3412.13 (b) (14)

A special thank you to Doug Scheidt, Chaz James and Kevin Lum for allowing me to feature their awesome hounds !

     Perfect form Edgar !! PERFECT !!!!

Favorite nesting spots will be tested constantly, typically in the most inconvenient, inappropriate or comical locations, and always totally at the hound’s discretion.

Coonhound Revised Codebook 3412.12 (b) (13)

If it fits  I sits !!  Danielle Bergman’s Chloe

When riding in a car with humans, it is expected for the hound to help navigate by pressing into the driver’s space and peering intently at the road ahead. Periodic baying, whirling, drool slinging and snoofing may be used at the hound’s discretion.

Coonhound Revised Codebook 3412.11 (b) (12)

                                                                                                         Road weary glaze over!

                     GAH!!!  You just passed the dog park !! THE DOG PARK !!!!!

Thank you to Chris Rock, Doug Scheidt, Laura Smith and Jane Howard for sharing Clooney, Phoenix, Aero and Garrett with me for this post. And of course the treeing walker is my Riley B !!!

#hounddogbackseatdriver

In order to secure a full tactical advantage for optimum bed position with the human or humans inhabiting said  bed space,  it is of the utmost importance to maneuver into a deceptively tight coonie curl, gradually unfurling into full out bed “take over” position as unsuspecting humans sleep.

Coonhound revised codebook  3412.10  (b) (11)

Deceptive coonie  curls illustrated below

And as the evening progresses  behold “the unfurling”

Thanks to  Lucy, Clooney, Riley B, Jeb, Molly, Boon and Copper.

#hound dog power sleep

No human shall be permitted into hound’s home without thorough scent inspection, including but not limited to, nostrils, eyelids, lip corners, ear canals, hair, beard, toes, and of course, butt cracks. Religious figures shall not be exempt.

Coonhound Revised Codebook  3412.07  (b)  (9)

When attempting to snag food from a human,  it is critical to position yourself strategically between the designated eating area and the kitchen.

Coonhound revised codebook  3412.06  (b) (8)

       Once again a special thanks to Kevin Lum and Edgar

I KNOW I heard the toaster pop !!              for providing this codebook item!

 WHOOP ! There it is!!!

#hounddoghappy

When attempting to enter an exceedingly sound sleep, it is imperative to activate eye shades.

Coonhound Revised Codebook  3412.05  (b) (7)

A very special thank you to Kevin Lum for allowing me to use this photo of his fab coonhound Edgar !!

SOOOO adorable — I think we will be seeing more of Edgar !!!

#hounddoghappy